Overheard this morning

This morning while I was preparing breakfast, the kids were playing on the couch.

Joshua: "Is everyone in the car? Seatbelts on! Brmm, brmm."
Anna: (excited) "Oooh! Joshua, I heard a crash on the side of the car."
Joshua: (in a firm voice) "No you didn't."
Anna: (determined) "Yes I did. I'll just take a look."
Slight pause.
Anna: (cheerful) "Oooh! Josh, there's a crocodile by the side of the car!"
Joshua: (resolute) "I'll just drive fast then. Brmm, brmm."

We don't usually keep crocodiles in our lounge room. Sometimes they just come for a visit.